my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis
my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything so i continue to make absolutely no progress

big ass mood bitch
my childhood, or, as i like to call it, the general abyss with one or two memories attached to it
Shura - Touch
“There’s a love between us still
but something’s changed and I don’t know why.
And all I want to do is go home with you but
I know I’m out of my mind.”


what we do in the shadows (2014) dir. taika waititi & jemaine clement


American Beauty, 1999

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
me on my giant lesbian combination alpaca/weed farm in 30 years: hey do you guys remember the internet?
all the other lesbians in unison: no